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thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

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sniperj0e:

"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"

oh shut the fuck up

date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute

not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks

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phanventure-time:

nettymeowsbands:

amazingsmosherisnotonfire:

maybeiwantthetrouble:

miss-doctorwho:

palaeobelle:

huntelaarr:

2005 wasn’t just 2005

it was the beginning of an era

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Tell me about it

Doctor who;

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Totally right

yup

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2005 changed history

this is everything i care about

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How to color eggs with onion shells.

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This must be the most beautiful DIY tutorial I have ever seen. And it so happens to be in style of this weekend. Found on Ulicam, a very nice blog by Ulrika Kestere, photographer and illustrator. For the whole tutorial and lot’s of inspiration, click here.

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